Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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