How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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