Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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