ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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