I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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