Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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