I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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