New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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