The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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