just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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