Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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