is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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