So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
