It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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