I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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