do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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