I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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