Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
