a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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