i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
