Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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