started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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