My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
