i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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