I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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