I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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