That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
areolas are like halos for boobs.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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