I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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