1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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