It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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