i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
All the doctor said was why
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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