i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So many bounce houses so little time
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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