In America we eat man semen.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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