Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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