there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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