HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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