420 ftw
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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