I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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