Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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