What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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