anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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