Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got chris browned last night
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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