I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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