my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
