Your face is a jimmy john
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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