yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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