Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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