Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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