proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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