ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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