Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
then he tried to convert me to islam
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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