Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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